Are you kidding me!!!!!

I just got a news alert from my MSN about this story.
I cant believe that any judge would even hear this case let along actually grant a restraining order. This broad is obviously out of her fucking gourd!!!! If anything Letterman should get one against her, because these are the type of people that go completely fucking nuts and try and kill you!

Now typically this isnt my thing... i could really give 2 craps and stroke about celebrity lives, but this just amazes me how screwed up the court system is.

Thanks for you time, be sure to tip your waitress.

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Turf

Santa came an went

Santa already came to my house! Yes thats right, the big guy already stopped by my place, why you ask? Because i asked him too... we are tight if you didnt know... we go way back to when i was little. We have kept in touch through the years and he and the Mrs. come by in the summer for BBQ and beers. He's a helluva guy, lots of fun and man can that fat bastard drink!

So he stopped by on saturday night to drop off presents for my baby, since we will be at my parents house on christmas and i didnt want to haul all of the shit to their house and back again. My little girl is almost 3, so we did the whole nine... cookies for santa and the reindeer, little note, and get to bed early stuff. She loved it!!!! She did forget during the night that santa was bringing gifts in the morning but it didnt take much to remind her. It was fun to watch her tear through the gifts we bought and she loved it.

So this weekend we go to my parents on friday, stay till sunday then head to my wifes parents and stay till sometime. Its quite a bit of travel but its a lot of fun and im sure we will be coming home with a car load of toys for the little monkey in the house.

So i hope that everyone enjoys the Christmas season and i hope to be back befores New Years but who knows... drink irresponsibly it you drink and enjoy life... thats what ts there for!


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Turf

The Turd

My first car... a 1979 malibu.. i know.. those of you that dont know cars (like me) would think cool.. this dude had a malibu! not so much. turd brown interior and matching exterior, 4 doors, very box shaped and sporting the lovely 283 *(i think).
truly a piece of shit... but it was mine. now before i even turned 16 i had gone out and bought a new stereo, speakers, and amp w/ eq, installed it and was ready to party.

i remember the first time i scooped the loop... it was a small town and it was the thing to do.... you would drive up and down the main street, around the square and turn around in the gas station at the end... my buddy jeff and i had the G n R blaring out a little 'Welcome to the Jungle' and just drove around and around. truly good times.

i think that i had that car for 1 1/2 or so before it really started to fall apart... the bummper rusted off, so it was held on with a couple of pieces of chain, the interior headline was falling down, and it was rusted like a son of a bitch. i did what every guy would do... i sold it to a friend. what a sucker.

i did have some good times with that car but it was sstill a piece of shit. i wouldnt recommend it to anyone.



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Turf

The Beer Works

Well, i got into the keg on friday night... it worked... i got drunk. therefore i had a pretty decent headache on saturday which i expected. the fridge pretty much rocks... you walk downstairs and pour a beer. truly beautiul. since my wife and daughter were gone all weekend, i just sat around on my ass nursing my hangover.

we had our company christmas party saturday night... it was a good time. i work at a small company (only 15 people) so everyone pretty much gets along. we had a nice dinner with drinks (my hangover was gone by then) and then got gifts from the bosses. we have been pretty lucky... they always seem to get us good gifts and this year was no exception. there was a variety of stuff and i ended up with a dewalt cordless combo kit... a very nice gift to say the least. we ended up at our bosses house for pool and more booze! you really cant go wrong when you get along with the boss and feel more like a friend than an employer.

so once again i sat around nursing a hangover on sunday. im getting way to old to be drinking 2 nights in a row... the body doesnt bounce back as easily as it used to and the hangovers seem to hang on forever. at least its monday and i only have 4 more days of work left until friday.



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Turf

Daily Beer Update

ok... i got the whole deal set up last night... now all i need is beer, which i will be getting tonight. i might just stand there and drink right from the tap... because i can. it will be glorius!

as for the daily weather update... its snowing again. weve had quite a bit of snow this year... especially since it is early, but thats cool, like i said i dont mind it. I just want to do some skiing soon, probably christmas time.

being thursday and all, i really dont have the motivation that i should, we are having our company christmas party on saturday, my wife will be gone all weekend, and i think i will just sit around in my under-roos and drink beer. it will be good! so the i really dont want to work. i probably should since next week is review week, so me sitting here fucking off at work probably isnt the smartest thing ive ever done, but what the hell...



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Turf

Sweet glorius BEER!

ok... so we kept the kegerator... how can you say no to that... you cant! its something that we will use, but probably wouldnt buy for ourselves so my lovely wife said... lets keep it! shes a keeper!

bonus... we picked it up and best buy said that we got a minature, portable tv... obviously i have no use for such a thing so we returned it to the tune of $70. it turns out that it was mistake by best buy... we werent supposed to get the tv, so my wifes boss is a little pissed, because he had to pony up for more little tv's. no good for him, but good for us!

its still freaking cold. its currently -9 ... -19 with windchill...im glad i have a cushy office job where i can sit on my butt and not freeze it off.

my wife will heading out of town on friday with the kido, so i guess its time to break in the new keg fridge... party at my place!

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Turf

Colder yet!

i seem to talk about the weather a lot... maybe its because im nervous and really dont know what else to say... whatever the case its fucking cold. -1 this morning. plus we got about 4-5 inches of snow on saturday... that was cool... i like the snow, just not the colder than the bejesus temps!

this weekend i did nothing after friday night. on friday my wife had her company christmas party which was pretty cool. her boss always goes to extremes with the gifts and the party itself. the party last year was pretty lame, but this year it was a good time.

anyone who reads regularly and for awhile knows that last year my wife got an ipod and docking station... pretty cool gift... this year was better!
A KEG FRIDGE!!!!!
thats right cold, wonderful, beer on tap at my house! if we keep it. if we do i could easily become an even bigger drunk than i am now... not sure if that is good or bad!

and finally i want to say congrats to my brother Robby. His wife had a baby on saturday! a little girl, which is really just karma coming back to bite him in the ass! Congrats brother... its awesome!

its all i have for now... i need to work or something!

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Turf