Monday, August 30, 2004

Support

Damn... im getting the support i need... i love it... i just hope that everyones help with let me acheive my goal of the becoming the world wide headquarters for naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream.

This last weekend was pretty sweet... i got to go to the lake of the ozarks with most of the guys that i work with. My boss has a cabin and a boat down there, so we went down and partied it up. i think friday was pretty cool.. but after a 6 hour ride in the car drinking the entire time, its a little fuzzy... especially the later parts of the night.

We cruised the lake on saturday and check out some of the hot spots. It was overcast all day but there was still a ton of people at party cove... didnt see any tits, but it was still a good time. Ended up winning some money playing cards, and no one died so all in all a pretty good weekend.


Finally its time for the greatest time of the year... Football season starts at ISU on saturday. We of course will be there with bells on party at The Bus so if anyone is in the area come check us out. I need another day off after a weekend of drinking...

Later chumps
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Turf

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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

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ok... shameless plug... im pissed, im still not the world wide headquarters for naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream on google so i will have to keep trying.

The posts have been lacking but ive been a little busy and a lot lazy. for that i am sorry. On friday night i had a bunch of naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream at my house, so as you can imagine it was a little crazy.

Im not a mechanic nor do i claim to be but i own part of a bus with 7 other dudes, and this last weekend we planned on working on it. I went to get it and nothing. After many a phone call to people who know things i narrowed it to the starter. So on saturday morning i changed a starter on a 1991 GMC/Ward bus. it only took like 2 1/2 hours so that wasnt bad. After that we took it to my house and painted all day. It looks pretty sweet. Really. My buddy Robby is supposed to be posting some pictures on our new site The Bus sometime soon. So stop by and check it regularly to see our exploits at the Iowa State games. Plus if your ever in the great state of Iowa come party with us on game days.
We plan on having a ton of naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream each and every week. If my supply of naked Lithuanian midgets doesnt run out, but i have bunch more on order.

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Turf

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Thursday, August 19, 2004

Experiment

My week sucks... so i have nothing to write about unless i complain so im going to experiment. naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream. Nitehunter said she found my site by searching for naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream, which is obviously just a joke since i have never ever been into naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream. Well, except that one drunken night... buts that a different story. So i actually searched for naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream and found there were no links at all. So from now on i want the be the world wide headquarters for naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream. Now i just need to come up some pictures of naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream to really top off my site. Anyone have any? I would gladly pay as much as a nickel.

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Turf

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Monday, August 16, 2004

What the fuck!

I was just checking my stats and saw that someone hit my site by searching "free my wife fucks boss". What the fuck is that. Is someones wife locked up becasue she fucked the boss..are you trying to get rid of you wife because she fucked your boss... if so kick the bitch out! Wierd shit. Anyway I had a good time at the wedding this weekend. I will try and write about it later... maybe even put up some pictures. Ill have to see how motivated i am.

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Turf

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Friday, August 13, 2004

Another wedding

Im to that age where all my friends are settling down or already have. This weekend we have another one to go to. My buddy Tim, whose bachelor party i went to a couple of weeks back, is finally going to take the plunge.

Tim has had a fear of commitment for all of the time that i have known him. Thanks to this i have a wife. Tim dated my wife before i did. Decided to move on, then i came in. (This is has happened twice). I only married one. I know it was probably a dick move and i know that for awhile he was really pissed, but they were done and we had been friends so it worked out nicely. I have a lovely wife and daughter and still kept one of my best friends.

So, now that Tim finally found the right one Saturday is the big day. It will be like a college reunion yet again. Lots of booze, dancing and talking of the old times. I love it. I will let you all know how it goes next week.

Have a great weekend, and try to stay out of jail.

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Turf

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Inconsiderates Fucks

Yesterday my wife called me on her way to work after dropping our daughter off at day care. First let me say that we really like the day care we take our kid. They do a really good job, she learns a lot and has a lot of fun. Anyway, as with any day care you have sickness that runs its course. The policy is that if you kid gets sick you get a call and are supposed to pick them up within 1 hour. Easy to do. Any employer will let you leave to take care of a sick kid.

Apparantly there is a 'sickness' going through my daughters room and she and 1 other kid are the only ones that havent got it. On monday afternoon there were 3 but this kid got it. She had a fever of like 103 so her parents were called at 3 pm. This bitch didnt show up until 6 because she would have to take the day off on tues so she had to work late.

I have 2 problems here, first my kid is exposed to this shit for an extra 2 hours and second if my kid had a fever of 103 i would be ASAP so i could get her to the doctor. This woman also never seems to care when she drops the kid off. She just brings the kid in and leaves. What the fuck. Why have kids if you dont seem to care. Now im just waiting for my kid to get this shit and be miserable. Damn none caring fucking people.

Sorry for the rant but i needed it.

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Turf

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Friday, August 06, 2004

Weekend

I have no real plans... its really kinda nice. We have been traveling all the damn time so it will be nice to only have to go to a party on saturday for my nephew who is home on leave from the marines. i havent seen him since he left over a year and half ago, so that will be cool. I also am helping my boss move, but that wont be too bad. Other than that im free. maybe i can get some more done on the damn shed. I can always hope. Have a good weekend all, and drink one for me.

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Turf

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Thursday, August 05, 2004

Low class

My buddy sent me a link to an interesting web site Beer Advocate. I started looking through it a bit and found that all of their top beers where some crazy shit ive never heard of, and all of the stuff i drink is apparantly shit. Bastards. I like my beer.. and who are you to tell me i drink shit. Im going to go have a nice shitty bud light, because hey, its noon somewhere, and thats whats in the fridge here at work.

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Turf

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Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Wicked storms

Im beat... we had a sweet storm roll through about 3:30 in the morning... woke me up and freaked out the dog. Plus we are watching our neighbors dog for 2 weeks so he was a wreck as well. Our 'hunting' dog is scared to death of thunder... and guns so she isnt much of a hunter. As soon as the big boomeers started she crawled into bed and just laid there and shook, shaking the whole damn bed. It was like i was in a cheap hotel that had one of those vibrating beds that take quarters... too bad the wife wasnt down with it. Then to top it off about 4:30 all the rain and wind was blowing the water into the roof vents, which isnt a big deal... except that one of them is directly about the smoke detector in my daughters room. the water set it off and my wife freaked out thinking that we are all going up in a ball of fire. so needless to say i didnt get much sleep last night.

Oh well... i didnt need it in college so why do i need it now.

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Turf

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