Post PIe

The pie went over well... it always does.

My good friends Traci and Little Lee got hitched over the weekend. A very small, short and quite nice outdoor ceremony. I got the privelage of being one of the groomsman. I look good in a tux, too bad i have no occassion other than weddings to wear one. I need to be rich. Anyway it was great to see quite a few of my college friends and throw back booze like it was 1995 all over again. We hit the pie hard, killing off 2 of the 3 jugs. We even got others to partake of the sweet nectar. Its always refreshing to see a 50 year old lady taking a pull off of a plastic jug of hooch.

After the wedding we retired to our hotel and i had my very first slider... not bad if your half crocked. It was washed down with some Camo malt liqour... not good.

Anyway, all in all it was a success, i had a good weekend and no hangover.

Thats all i have for now.


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Apple Pie Everclear Drink (Official Recipie)

Ok... I know Robby over at OFM has posted this before (he got it from me) but here is my 'official' recipe for Apple Pie that was passed on to me from my redneck buddies from home.

2 gal of apple juice or cider (pastureized) - your choice
1 bottle of Everclear or generic substitute- no rubbing alcohol is not an accepted sub.
2 cinnamon sticks - can be more if you like cinnamon
1-2 cups sugar - depending on how sweet you like your death drink

Pour 1/2 of the juice into a large cup so that you can pour 1/2 of the bottle of everclear into the jug. **NOTE**If your really feeling daring you can add a whole bottle of Everclear to the cider, just be warned that you can taste it a little and it will be an ass kicker.** Add your sugar and cinnamon. Refill to the top with juice. Put the cap on tightly. Shake until all sugar is absorbed into the juice. Let stand for awhile. In my experience the longer it sits the better. The cinnamon really gets into the flavor if you let it sit. If you in a hurry you can drink it right away.

Serve room temp or even heated a little in the winter.

I am not responsible for what could happen to you by drinking this. Typically you cant taste any booze and it will kick you in the head.

Good luck, and drink responsibly. Just kidding... get shit hammered.


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ps

it sucks getting old. today is my 31st birthday. really after like 25 when your insurance rates go down what do you have to look forward to. im not going to get social security so whats the point.

Um...yea.

Everyone has those days were you just don't feel motivated to do anything... im having one of those weeks. I have a ton of shit to do, some of it by friday, but i just dont have the energy. I dont know why. I havent even had the desire to blog, as evidenced by my blog. Im gonna give it a shot though.

Since my last post some shit has happened... not a lot but some. First, I got DSL at home... man my porn viewing is up 10 fold. Its pretty awesome going from a shitty dial up to DSL. Hopefully i can find a productive use for it other than porn.

Also in the past week I have really found out that some of my neighbors are real assholes. I already knew this but it was confirmed. 2 weeks ago the other neighbor (that i like) had the cops show up at their house. There had been a complaint that there dog was in the neighbors yard. Are you fucking kidding me. The cops for a dog (on a leash) a couple of feet in your yard. Now i live in a nice neighborhood...a typical suburban lifestyle. These douchebags have nothing better to do than call the cops about a dog rather than just walking ten feet over and saying get your dog out of my yard.

I was talking to the good neighbor last night and he had the city called again because he was building a shed without a permit. (so was I, not anymore though) It was an anonymous complaint so there wasnt a fine, but its the principal of the thing. Unlikeable fucking pricks. I hate people.

Other than that life is pretty much the same... just working and hanging with the family. I have a wedding that i am in this weekend and have the apple pie brewing now. I will let you know how that turns out, but since it will be a college reunion of sorts im guessing not so good.

Thats all for now... i need to get my lazy ass to work.

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No more... please.

My girls were gone on friday night... that is something that never happens. Usually if someone goes somewhere we all go, but they went to see grandma and great grandma and i was told i didnt have to go. Sweet. Im going out. Partying like a rock star. Yea right.

We hung out at work and drank a few barley pops there, and then headed to Hooters for dinner. I like Hooters. A lot. We had dinner and hung out to drink a couple of more pitchers. Bonus for Hooters, my wings were COLD. Not just kinda cool but cold. So we ended up getting like 15% off or dinner. More money for beer.

I was out with a couple of single guys, Slugger (Mike), who parties quite a bit, and Medium Hair (Dave) who doesnt. We end up going to a place called veux caraie (sp). Its a meat market with a New Orleans theme. Hurricanes and the such, they have a bunch of mixed smoothie drinks for the chicks. For the 5 dollar cover you got $1 drinks. Not a bad deal. It was a nice place, lots of people, not too loud on the balcony area and nice atmosphere. I drank probably too much and ended up getting home too late.

Now my body just doesnt bounce back as fast as it used too. I hate my body. It always kinda just quites working properly after a hard night of drinking. Headache, stomache, beer belches, even after i guzzled some pop and slug down some more chicken. I need to get into drinking shape. Im in a wedding in 2 weeks and it will basically be a college reunion. Plus i have to keep up with Robby Over Fed Mind and that boy can drink. I need to do some work and go get the ingrediants so i can whip up some apple pie for the wedding.

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Mowing

Im spent. I just took 2 hours and mowed and bagged my lawn. It sucks a lot. I need a bigger mower or a smaller yard.

Anyway sorry to my 2 faithful readers that i havent been posting much lately. I have a lot of shit going on and no motivation.. plus im lazy. It will pick up soon i swear. Just not right now, im tired.
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