Freaks!

Holy shit... You would not believe the freaks that are hitting my site... All kinds of kinky shit involving midgets. I really need to get some pictures or links the freaky midget shit.

Went to my first football game of the year... It was fucking hot. I mean like hotter than 2 rats fucking in a wools sock hot! We tailgated, drank, grilled, and roasted. The game was great. My Cyclones were underdogs and ended wining by 23, allowing only 99 yards of offense and no points. A great showing. Next week the big test against the hated Hawkeyes! I hope we kick there ass.

Worked on the yard barn again. Trying to get it done so I can set a film studio for my midget porn that I'm filming. Ok, not really but I need to get some shit out of my garage and its getting late in the year. Other than that we just hung out.

Had the scariest moment of my parenting life yesterday. My little girl was playing while I was working on the shed... Apparently she wasn't paying attention and ran right into the ladder. Right in the middle of her forehead. She started crying and ran to her mom. She was crying so hard that she wasn't breathing and she actually passed out for about 2 secs... Jesus... I thought she had a concussion, or worse. Talk about feeling helpless. I hope something like that never happens again, I cant handle the stress... She is fine, no signs of concussion or anything else so we got that going for us.

Later, I need to work.

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